Who should write it?

Daily writing prompt
If there was a biography about you, what would the title be?

Firstly, if someone decides to write about me, I would have arrived, so thank you for this manifesting memo to me, WordPress Daily Prompt. Much appreciate!

Secondly, I strongly believe my cat must write my biography. Not only because he has some serious sass, but also because he is absolutely in love with me and doesn’t want to be away from me. So, he is probably the only living being who sees me 15*7 at least ( I sneak out when I have to, and have to meet a very disapproving him right at the entrance). And had he been a human being, I would have broken up with him, but because he is who he is, he gets by!